Behold the face of shame en-us http://www.shameface.com Greetings from Helsinki, Finland. I'm not escaping American law enforcement or smuggling copious amounts of illcit substances...unless Funky Orange Fanta with real sugar instead of Corn Syrup counts....I'll leave my real purpose here to your imaginations (possibly because I don't know what the hell I'm doing here?). Anyway, I'll try and post some various crap from the three countries I'm visiting: Sweden, Finland, and Russia. In the meantime, here's a little contest for you. Anyone who can correctly identify what this creature is will win a fantastic prize which I have not yet thought of. Email your answers to bobdroid@shameface.com http://www.shameface.com/media/img/ship_contest.jpg Sat, 1 Jul 2006 08:41:00 -0800 I've finally gotten around to writing a new article. ShamefaceTV is still on the way, but in the meantime learn Why The Riverside County Department of Health Thinks I'm An Asshole. Keep an eye out for some fresh movie reviews too. http://www.shameface.com/articles/ricounty.html Articles Sat, 21 Jan 2006 02:05:00 -0800 We're back, finally. Today's episode covers the Podcast Expo in Ontario, some brief updates about our lives, and we tell you why search engines suck. http://www.shameface.com/podcasts/#15Nov2005 Podcasts Thu, 15 Nov 2005 11:32:00 -0700 The first trailer for ShamefaceTV is now available. Visit http://shameface.com/tv/trailers/teaser1_wmv.html for Windows Media version. The full show will be available in Windows Media, H.264, XviD, iPod, PSP, and 3GPP formats. http://www.shameface.com/tv/trailers/teaser1.html Sat, 09 Nov 2005 15:00:00 -0700 bobdroid@shameface.com So the August recap is a little late, but we think you'll agree it was well worth the wait. Topics include sex with underage girls, sex with animals, urine in cofee, and eyebrow hair. And cows. http://www.shameface.com/articles/newsrecap/aug05recap.html Sat, 3 Sep 2005 16:27:00 -0700 bobdroid@shameface.com 15 Teahcers, innappropriate movies and broken fire alarms and urinals, oh my! Learn about my amazing senior year in high school in Tales from the California Public School System: Part 2! http://www.shameface.com/articles/tcpss2.html Mon, 29 Aug 2005 00:08:30 -0700 bobdroid@shameface.com I'm often accused of being a little crazy, but one person has convinced me that I'm clearly still in the "sane" category by showing me a type of insanity I never knew existed. Her name is Janessa, and as evidence of her madness I'm posting a conversation I had with her not too long ago. http://www.shameface.com/articles/im/janessa_im.html Tue, 16 Aug 2005 01:27:30 -0700 bobdroid@shameface.com Any movie with the word "Cheerleader" in the title is bound to have three things: bare breasts, bad acting, and a dumb excuse of a plot to put a bunch of young blonde actresses in short skirts. Cheerleader Ninjas delivers on all three points, and goes on to prove that the gratuitous use of body doubles, cheesy sound effects, blow up dolls, and fart jokes can enhance a movie. http://www.shameface.com/reviews/ad/cheerleaderninjas.html Movie Reviews Fri, 5 Aug 2005 15:22:00 -0700 bobdroid@shameface.com Another month means another News Recap. This month's edition includes ugly dogs, scores of livestock, two breast-related stories, wet cheese, and monkey brains. http://www.shameface.com/articles/newsrecap/jul05recap.html News Recap Tue, 2 Aug 2005 20:37:00 -0700 bobdroid@shameface.com The top news stories of June 2005, as selected by us. This time around it's mostly about toilets, but there's also a new anti-rape device, a story about Batman's sexual side, and a new medical condition called "Playstation Thumb". Enjoy! http://www.shameface.com/articles/jun05recap.html Sat, 2 Jul 2005 15:32:00 -0700 Idaho Transfer is a strangely enjoyable sci-fi film from director Peter Fonda. I say strangely enjoyable because the film is so plagued with problems that one would expecct nothing of interest to come out of it. Thoe movie somehow manages to narrowly dodge the "good idea, ruined in execution" category and really does make you think. http://www.shameface.com/reviews/ik/idahotransfer.html bobdroid@shameface.com Movie Reviews Mon, 6 Jun 2005 16:30:00 -0700 Today's world is a fast-paced one; cars, cellphones, the internet, boating accidents - there's a lot to do and very little time to do it in. To help you manage your time better, we're going to start posting a recap of the previous month's most newsworthy items. Here they are - the most newsworthy articles of May 2005, as selected by the staff of shameface.com http://www.shameface.com/articles/may05recap.html mike@shameface.com Thu, 2 Jun 2005 22:42:30 -0700 Bruce Lee's son stars in this movie about....well we're not sure. This movie is so poorly constructed that the plot is damn near incomprehensible. If you search around a little, you'll find as many as four or five different plots this movie supposedly has. We're still confused about this one. bobdroid@shameface.com Movie Reviews http://www.shameface.com/reviews/ln/lasermission.html Tue, 31 May 2005 15:30:00 -0700 Rodentz, also known as Altered Species, has the dubious distinction of being one of the worst low-budget horror films of the last decade. There's nothing wrong with the concept of killer rats, but the movie falls flat in just about every area of execution. bobdroid@shameface.com Movie Reviews http://www.shameface.com/reviews/ps/rodentz.html Fri, 27 May 2005 20:37:00 -0700 In this first installment in a new series of articles on education, we take an inside look at one of California's worst charter schools: "I won't get into all the gory details of why BCAL is such a mess, but I'll tell you that yesterday we were introduce to our twelfth History teacher of the year. Yes, we've had 12 different history teachers this year. Some of these were subs, but most were "permanent" teachers who got fired or quit for various reasons. Because BCAL is a charter school, teachers are not hired under contract, and therefore can be fired at any time during the year." bobdroid@shameface.com http://www.shameface.com/articles/tcpss1.html Articles Wed, 18 May 2005 00:28:30 -0700 The year is 2000. 70s fashions are hip again, Sylvester Stallone is in his late 20s, and Americans really hate the French. Well at least these guys got one thing right when trying to predict the future. Made in 1975, Death Race 2000 is the story of a futuristic cross-country race in which racers attempt to hit as many innocent pedestrians as possible. We've also changed our name to the "United Provinces of America", and "Mr. President" has been in power since 1979. bobdroid@shameface.com http://www.shameface.com/reviews/ad/deathrace2k.html Movie Reviews Sun, 15 May 2005 21:24:00 -0700