// JavaScript Document
function get_random()
{
    var ranNum= Math.round(Math.random()*10);
    return ranNum;
}

function getQuote()
{
   var quoteNum=get_random();

    var quote=new Array(11)
     quote[0]="We\'re horrible people";
     quote[1]="Kill my mom. Just Kill her.";
     quote[2]="I am a threat to myself and others.";   
     quote[3]="Not intended to diagnose, cure, prevent, or treat any disease.";
     quote[4]="Well....this is unfortunate";
	 quote[5]="I\'m a goose. HONK HONK!";
	 quote[6]="I wish my hand was my penis!";
	 quote[7]="I wonder what Jesus tastes like. I\'m gonna go find out.";
	 quote[8]="Don\'t eat that! It\'s covered in shame!";
	 quote[9]="The spork is the transvestite of the silverware world.";
	 quote[10]="Sometimes bad people happen to good things";
	 
	 document.write(quote[quoteNum])
	 
	 }