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Audio

Shameface Podcast - November 15, 2005
We're back, finally. Today's episode covers the Podcast Expo in Ontario, some brief updates about our lives, and we tell you why search engines suck. Audio quality has been improved somewhat with our new setup, and we actually have music this time. Our opening music is Los Alamos Traffic by a group called Flopsy. Check them out.

Shameface Podcast - May 19, 2005
Recorded just minutes after the 3 AM showing of Star Wars: Episode III, this episode is nothing but Star Wars talk. By the way, after waiting in line to see the movie at 11 PM on the 18th, we stayed awaked through the 3 AM showing, which ended around 6 AM, then went to school and work. Mike was awake over 30 hours straight.

Shameface Podcast - May 9, 2005
Tigers, Kung Fu, wiffle balls and more! In our second podcast, recorded in the wee hours of the morning, we talk about the release of Mac OS 10.4 "Tiger", Stephen Chow's new movie Kung Fu Hustle, the Mac Mini, being a wiffle ball trapped in a human's body, eating 50 peeps in an hour, and more.

Shameface Podcast - April 9, 2005
Our very first podcast! We talk about bad movies like Eegah! and Teenagers from Outer Space, Keanu Reeves and his new movie Constantine, Mike reviews his new Sony Ericcsson phone (which has since been retired), and we bring you the Top 5 Things you won't see in the next 5 years.

It Sucks
This simple Flash animation was made before shameface ever existed. Weighing in at less than a megabyte and containing no music or sound whatsoever, it was promptly rejected by everyone I submitted it to. It was created in about three weeks time, while I was supposed to be helping kids learn Flash. God I hope they didn't learn anything.

ShamefaceTV Teaser Trailer
IPTV is about to take off, and we fully intend to be there to ride the wave out of complete obscurity and into the world of the mediocre. The trailer is available in both an MPEG4 format viewable in Quicktime, and a Windows Media version. The full show will be available in Windows Media, H.264, XviD, iPod Video, PSP Video, and 3GPP video for cell phones. Wish us luck.

The Juggling Jackass
Watch Mike. Watch Mike juggle. Watch bad things happen. Watch hilarity insue. At About a minute long and only 1.4 Megabytes, there's no excuse not to watch this one. It's not worth noting that this is the first time a shameface member has been seen. God he's ugly.

Butchered in Translation
What I did to this South Korean TV show was wrong. Very wrong. I'm ashamed of myself, but they were really asking for it. When elderly South Korean males start dancing, I start getting bad ideas. And when I get bad ideas, all hell breaks loose. And if we have any Korean fans, I'm sorry I mocked your culture and made fun of your elders. But you were asking for it.

"Different"
Artist: mike  |  Format: PNG  |  Size: 3 KB  |  Dimensions: 512x384
Mike shows us the consequences of being different in this piece, which he did entirely in MS Paint. (He claims each figure was drawn by hand and not copied)

The Evil 3M Corporation
Artist: bobdroid  |  Format: GIF   |  Size: 35 KB  |  Dimensions: 960x598
This happy little masterpiece was actually a project for my 12th grade Government class. I got full credit, so I'm assuming she doesn't look at what she grades. Please forgive my illegible handwriting.

Bill
Artist: mike  |  Format: GIF  |  Size: 55 KB  |  Dimensions: 963x1018
Mike can't spell, but that doesn't keep this from being a truly amazing piece of artwork. In case you're wondering, there is no artwork of "Phil", Bill's long-lost ancestor, so you're not missing anything. There's none of Leonard Nimoy either,

BobDroid's Halloween Costume
Format: JPEG Image  |  Size: 37 KB  |  Dimensions: 581x472
A picture of my Halloween Costume from October 2004. It was thrown together in about 45 seconds, at no cost whatsoever to myself. Maybe that's why I didn't get much candy :(

With a Passion
Artist: Mike  |  Format: GIF  |  Size: 18 KB  |  Dimensions: 591x856
If you're a hardcore Simpsons fan, you'll understand this one....sort of. It's doubtful that even Mike understands the full message behind this image.

A Thorough Fool
Artist: Mike  |  Format: GIF  |  Size: 13 KB  |  Dimensions: 1061x1024
This picture serves no purpose whatsoever, but with a little resizing it could probably make a fun desktop. If you don't mind confusing the hell out of your friends and co-workers, that is.

He Hates Mimes
Artist: Mike  | Format: GIF  | Size: 20 KB  |  Dimensions: 889x1015
Don't we all hate mimes a little? Can we really blame him for whatever it is he's doing to our silent friend? Again, no point but a nice wallpaper if you want to go through the trouble of resizing it.

Platupi Elders
Artist: Mike  |  Format: GIF  |  Size: 33 KB  |  Dimensions: 1119x698
"Do not anger the Platupi Elders or a gobbling will commence." I don't care who you are - that's damn good advice. Probably one of the strangest images we've done so far.