Seeing as we haven't posted an update in a whole month, I thought I'd share with you a dream I had not long ago. I only occasionally remember my dreams, and they're usually not very strange. Well, this one was strange as hell.

The dream started out in a nearby town of about 60,000 (that's not considered a big town in Southern California) , where myself and a friend were going to pick up another friend. Now, this friend happens to be a female, and fairly attractive, but I've never had any real interest in dating (or trying to date) her. Here's where things start to get strange. In the dream this girl had a different last name than she does in real life, but we all accept it as if that had always been her last name. So anyway, this girl and I ended up going into space for no particular reason, and on the way back it becomes apparent that we may die because something or another was wrong with the spacecraft. Believing we were about to die, we kissed each other.

The kiss turned out to be unnecessary, as we made it back to earth just fine. And now things start to get really weird.....

I found some hidden document that somehow proved that this girl was actually the illegitimate child of the late Ronald Reagan. She got angry with me for finding this out because somehow or another the media got wind of it, and she no longer had any privacy. I apologized, but she said she hated me. I was very curious as to were this would lead, but that was just about were I woke up.

A proper Freudian analysis of the dream revealed to me that I have a subconscious desire to date the illegitimate daughter of Ronald Reagan, and that I have a fear of cats. My mind is not right.

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