Mike Hates FM Radio | shameface.com

FM radio is the little brother everyone thinks is so cute just because he spouts cute crap and catch phrases. Well FM radio is not cute, it's crap and catch phrases repeated to no end to please advertisers and the morons who listen to trendy music, which by definition is horrible meaningless noise. Of course there are exceptions to any rule, and in the case of FM those exceptions are few and far between, much like Julia Robert's teeth. Speaking of Julia Roberts, FM Radio is a waste.

Why do you need FM with its frequency modulation there is nothing that can be done with it that cant be done with amplitude modulation and if there were only one type then half the crap FM stations would be forced out of business because there wouldn't be enough open frequencies and maybe if you had to flip through some decent AM stations you'd realize what crap you had been listening to and see the error of your close minded FM music ways. Think about it are you really learning anything by listening to the same shitty music over and over with some commercials and stupid disc jockeys mixed in? No. Now the majority of AM talk stations on the other hand at least supply news or commentary on news or an opinion or at the very least an experience in older and classical music or the occasional radio theater show (those rule). Now let's compare that to what you get on FM: the same music played over and over, an annoying DJ with stupid contests and prizes and the horrible shrieks of those who win the contests with some quick news and weather occasionally thrown in (not that anyone listens to it) and then its back to the horrid music.Or there are the wonderful segments with the host telling you about the naked midget shoving a ruler into his penisvagingine while playing the harmonica with his nose and giving oral sex to a 3 legged dog named Sparky. It's all useless garbage meant to keep you pacified and listening to there subliminal messages and whatever evil plans they've got.

By now you may have noticed that I said that they play the same songs over and over. Don't believe me? Try keeping track of when a particular song is played and then tune in to the same station at the same time on a different day and guess what you'll be hearing. You know what else uses the tactic of repetition? Brainwashing. That's right my theory is that the media fat cat conglomerates have teamed up with the tiny men that live six inches under denver to broadcast their message to the sheepish masses that are FM radio listeners. Don't think for a moment that turning your radio to AM will help, it goes much deeper than that. Next time your in the grocery store listen to the music they play. It's FM radio doubley infused with subliminal messages: those of the FM radio conspiracy and of the supermarket, if you listen closely the lyrics ot the songs have been changed to include advertisements for things on sale and such at the supermarket. A daring scheme to say the least and yet when was the last time anyone really listened to music while shopping? Evil bastards. Why wont you let me shop untainted? This is why I have dubbed FM radio crap-o-ganda.

AM stations at least provide a useful service to their audience, unlike FM. What sort of service is piping out music to radios when you could listen to a CD with higher quality and no commercials or DJs. Now with AM talk radio there are no CD's or alternate sources for that sort of information in your car making it a necessity. If I can make just one of you dipshits see the light then writing this will not have been in vain. If just one of you can break free of the FM crapoganda then I have made the world a better place.