Mike Hates FM Radio | shameface.com

This little tale should prove to you once and for all that the candy industry has taken a turn for the worse. I went to the gas station today, and while waiting in line a bright pink box caught my eye. Going in for a closer inspection, I find it reads: "Suck UPS SWEET" and under that "real baby nipple". At this point I am both disturbed and intrigued, the latter winning out I chose the "SWEET GREEN APPLE" flavor. I preceded to buy it and paid $2.03 a gallon for gas. Once in the car I proceeded to remove the wrapper and attempt to consume whatever awaited me on the other side of the lime green rubber nipple. Much to my chagrin it was so sweet, it was intolerable and had an after taste of rubber cement. I find this interesting as the packaging claims " 100% juice". Upon closer inspection it is revealed that "real juice concentrates make contents equal to 100% juice"....

Why do you need FM with its frequency modulation there is nothing that can be done with it that cant be done with amplitude modulation and if there were only one type then half the crap FM stations would be forced out of business because there wouldn't be enough open frequencies and maybe if you had to flip through some decent AM stations you'd realize what crap you had been listening to and see the error of your close minded FM music ways. Think about it are you really learning anything by listening to the same shitty music over and over with some commercials and stupid disc jockeys mixed in? No. Now the majority of AM talk stations on the other hand at least supply news or commentary on news or an opinion or at the very least an experience in older and classical music or the occasional radio theater show (those rule). Now let's compare that to what you get on FM: the same music played over and over, an annoying DJ with stupid contests and prizes and the horrible shrieks of those who win the contests with some quick news and weather occasionally thrown in (not that anyone listens to it) and then its back to the horrid music.Or there are the wonderful segments with the host telling you about the naked midget shoving a ruler into his penisvagingine while playing the harmonica with his nose and giving oral sex to a 3 legged dog named Sparky. It's all useless garbage meant to keep you pacified and listening to there subliminal messages and whatever evil plans they've got.